Omegle.com lol =D

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lol, i've always wanted to call someone an ass pumpkin xD
btw, i typed all of this at about 150mph

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You: hi
You: ....you dirty little ass pumkin
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: i just called you an ass pumpkin. i thought that was obvious
Stranger: why?
You: do i need a reason to call you an ass pumpkin?..... ass pumpkin.
Stranger: yes you do
Stranger: or ill beat your as
You: you didn't spell "ass" the right way...
You: pussy
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Stranger: hey there
You: FUCK YOU, ASS PUMPKIN!!!!!!!
Stranger: ...
You: sorry.
You: tourrettes
You: FUCK!!
You: DICK FART!!!
You: ....sorry.
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You: like Trivium?
Stranger: Hi, if you ask, "asl" I will disconnect :-D
You: ..........
You: asl
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Stranger: Hello ^^
You: Good morrow
Stranger: morrow ? -_°
You: morrow being the old english for morning
Stranger: okay thanks for the word
Stranger: i'll add it into my dictionary x)
You: use it wisely, for soon you shall master anglo saxon
You: then if you ever travel back in time, you will be able to hold conversations with saxons
Stranger: But i did'nt posses a time convector into my car
Stranger: !!!!
You: hmm, I feel as if your exclimation points came a little late!!!!!!!
Stranger: yes this is a problem from my time computer
Stranger: you will be able to see it 50 year later
You: perhaps you need to invest in a new piece of fairy cake to see the entire universe (hitch hikers reference)
Stranger: don't know sorry :p
You: do you like halo?
Stranger: never played if it's the game, and never have if it's the sudation
Stranger: xD
You: do you like cheese on toast?
Stranger: who don't?
You: would you enjoy the spectacle that is, a small emu dancing ontop of a spinning plate being held by a russian gymnast while she throws swords balanced on a tightrope into a dartboard
Stranger: this could be awesome and what about a cat pushing a watermelon onto the shore?
You: thats just stupid -_-
You: a cat cant push a watermelon, the melon would be too heavy
Stranger: give me a second
Stranger: http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wtf_pics-watermelon-cat.jpg?w=500&h=485
You: i can't, for alas time is not mine to give
You: but how do you know the cat is pushing the watermelon , the aforementioned watermelon may be laying stationary and the cat is merely putting a paw on it
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Stranger: hi
You: hi there =D
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm good. you? =)
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: asl?
You: i want to fucking RAPE you. like, RIGHT NOW!!!
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i like it

I prefer

see that right thar. in the centerz.

it r an unknown. seez?

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Philosophical Waffle.

no

Some times I think I'm the only sane person in these forums...

were all quite insane.

nyes, quite.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XDDD

*Screams*
I WANNA BE THE VERY BESTTTTTTTTT LIKE NO ONE EVER WASSSSSSSSSS

DUN DUN DUNDUN
TO CHATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!!!

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE!!!!!

TEACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!!!!!!

POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!!!!!!! ITS YOU AND ME! I KNOW ITS MY DESTINEE!!!!!!

Post Omegle convos or don't post at all.

Kaythanks.

are you being serious right now?

Well I'm not a mod anymore since I apparently haven't been on in ages, so who gives a fuck what I have to say.