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PostSubject: Omegle.com lol =D   Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:59 pm

check out this site, its called Omegle.com u can chat with complete strangers, its fucking hilarious. What i want you to do is go there and intentionally try to freak out the person your chatting with then copy and paste the convo here, who ever has the funniest wins a special prize, here's a convo i had with some random person, ("You" is Me, "Stranger" is the random person) as an example xD have fun.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: damn
You: i just lost the other person i was talking to
You: he was from russia
You: >:[
You: its ur fault!
Stranger: how
You: cuz..
You: idk
You: x.x
You: im dead
Stranger: f or m
You: m
You: but i have a vag too =D
You: lol jk
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:59 pm

lmfao

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:11 pm

i gotta admit; i laughed my ass off xD

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: .....wanna see my penis? ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:19 pm

i gotz another one ^^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omegle are trying to stop spam
Stranger: this new thing sucks
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDD
You: YES!!
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!
You: *orgasm!!!*
You: ........you've just been e-raped >=)
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:28 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: begin teh hot dickings!
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:43 pm

Stranger: hola
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hellow
You: want mydick?
Stranger: na ur ass
You: okay
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:44 pm

lol isnt it fun!?

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:45 pm

my god this is awesome
You: i want to see your dick
Stranger: tht is guna be hard
You: wanna see mine ?
Stranger: r u agy
Stranger: gay*
You: on fridays sexy
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:09 am

You: uhhh 28/unsure/usa
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: seriously
You: how can you say i'm a bitch if you're not sure what my gender is
You: duhhhhh
You: i'm going through a difficult time in my life, okay?!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i think you are a girl
You: i think you're the man of my dreams
Stranger: of course
Stranger: your dream come true
You: i'm glad you feel the same, love <33
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do you have a fb or anything?
You: fanboy? well, i'm not THAT popular with the boys in town ;D
You: though, it's a close race between me and the hookers
You: would you mind if i bent you over and assraped you? it's kinda a fetish of mine >_>
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hey do you have msn?
You: nooo.
You: the government took it away =[
Stranger: hahaha
You: THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MAH BABY!
Stranger: youre a funny girl
You: i've still never clarified my gender
Stranger: but i think youre a girl i didnt know why
You: lol want me to be totally honest?
Stranger: yeah
You: i'm a dude
You: with a penis
You: a rather large penis
Stranger: omg
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:17 am

You: Hello stranger
Stranger: Bitch
Stranger: yes u
You: Me? Why, whatever do you mean? I do not possess a tail.
Stranger: but u act as one
You: I act like a female dog? Well, I do like to sniff ass.
Stranger: see
Stranger: u are a bitch
You: Well, I suppose if sniffing ass makes me a bitch, I guess I am. Mind bending over? I need to catch your scent.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: bi?
You: No. I'm quite singular.
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: Hmm...That is a very good question.
You: First, we must look at the words themselves. Dating back to the time of the Neanderthals..
Stranger: come on
Stranger: take it easy
You: What IS easy nowadays? What can we consider easy now? Each of us have a different perception of difficulties. What may be easy to some, might be hard to others.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: where are you from then
Stranger: just fucking type where your from
You: That is another very good question. You could say that I'm from my mother, or from Earth, or from a country on Earth. But where I really come from is determined by the perception I have of the reality I live in.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:19 am

You: Who is this?! Why did you call me?! Don't call back! D=
Stranger: ?
You: You know what you did...
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This one was my favorite. XD!!



Stranger: hey im a straight male i have ice cubes frozen ,hot dogs, nipple clamps and a thong and a bra what do you want me to do with these items
You: Use them on me ;D
You: But do you mind if my cat joins?..
Stranger: umm sure your cat can join
You: What about my brother?...He's..new to this..
Stranger: umm i gess if you really want him to
You: Do you mind if my grandma joins, too?....She's trying to get into this whole "I'm cool with the kids" thing.
Stranger: no grandma
You: Why not?
Stranger: old
Stranger: and i arleady let your cat and brother join this
You: Yes, but my grandma reallyyyyy wants to give it a shot
Stranger: ok fine
You: Don't make her cry her dentures out
You: YAY!
Stranger: k ill let her join
Stranger: is that all?
You: You do know that I'm a guy, right?
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:40 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: evening young squire
Stranger: evening
You: how doth you be on this merry of days?
Stranger: My good sir I hath been quite well this fateful e'en
You: glad tidings indeed
Stranger: quite
Stranger: do you have boobies?
Stranger: i <3 boobies
You: a philisophical quandry, and one that is quite easy to ascertain
Stranger: will you show me them?
You: i cannot, for alas, this digital medium we chat on does not have such features as these, one day, my good man, you will learn that we are bound by the laws of realilty
Stranger: you could text me a pic
You: i fear my trusted hawk has been struck down and cannot send any messages right now, a troubling sign indeed that darkness is just around the horizon
Stranger: lame
Stranger: are you home alone?
You: that is a question that assumes two things, that i am indeed home and that i currently have no company, the answer to this is paramount to this conversation. However, as much as i dont want to dissapoint, while I may be very much at home, I am currently not alone, my kin are sharing my humble abode
Stranger: you should masturbate
You: pray tell why that should be one of my priorities, when i have neither the urge or the wish to do so
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I think I win for best use of vocabulary. I never once said I had boobs, he just assumed -_-
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:24 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: loser types second
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LOL! My new favorite.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:26 pm



it needed to be added.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:28 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?!?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:36 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: hablas espanhol?
You: hablas ingles
Stranger: no
Stranger: portugues:?
You: HABLAS INGLES
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im from brazil
Stranger: espanhol or portugues
Stranger: sorry
You: ...........Hablas ingles.
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You: Chuck Norris
You: he taught me all I know
You: which is everything
Stranger: he rocks
You: Yes he does.
You: But now I do
Stranger: no one can rock more than him
Stranger: he rocks more than all the rock on earth
You: No one can rock more than ME.
You: I have replaced him.
Stranger: wow calm down
Stranger: ok then what am i thinking?
You: You're thinking of how awesome I am.
You: It's what everyone always thinks >=D
Stranger: wrong, chuck would know that im thinking how amazing he is!
You: I am Chuck. I am everything Chuck is. YOU CANNOT DEFILE ME! *roars*
Stranger: you wish
You: >=[ Chile said the same thing
You: So did Haiti
You: Think about that one.
Stranger: oooooooooooo so your saying you did it!
You: FUCK YEAH I DID
Stranger: you killed a shit load of people!
You: It's because they questioned me.
Stranger: you gunna kill me?
You: Maybe, if you question me further!
Stranger: whats your favourite colour?
You: Purple.
You: It's the color of bruises
You: on my enemies
Stranger: how many more questions do i have?
You: NONE *blows up wherever you are*
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:19 pm

Stranger: hello is this finally kjake
You: yo
You: took ages didnt it
Stranger: yeh man haha good 2 talk 2 u again
You: what ya been up man? been a while
Stranger: i know well i got 2 tell u its kinda serious
Stranger: i went to the docs the other day
Stranger: you might also want to go see him
You: nah i aint hooking up with no doc, havnt hurt myself on the ice
Stranger: nah man... i mean look i know it was only 3 times and they where great brilliant man, but you really should go see the doc
Stranger: i mean im really sorry jake
Stranger: Sad
You: damn yo
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: really
Stranger: next time we will no better
You: these canadians are trying to score again
You: damn
Stranger: look jake mate i really dont think your getting what i mean hell you might just be in shock but you need to go see the doc as soon as you can and get tested
You: tested for what? your crazy talking it uop
You: up

Im not entirly sure how much of this was serious Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:36 am

hoppings is teh best so far, uv got my vote my friend. xD

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:20 pm

You just have the hots for him. o_O
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:05 pm

Stranger: Luke?
You: yo
You: what????
You: you gonna talk
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:06 pm

Stranger: hi
You: yo
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:08 pm

Stranger: hi Smile
You: hi
Stranger: 16/f/paris, u?
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: maybe u could install the omegle webcam plugin so we can see us Wink
Stranger: i use this one ( http://bit.ly/dyRoMy ), has nice quality
Stranger: come on!! go and install it, i w8 u here... Wink
You: 17/f/paris
You: can i suck your dick???
You: please
You: pretty please
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:12 pm

Stranger: hii
You: hi i'm sindy
Stranger: pieter, age?
You: 18
Stranger: 16
You: fag
Stranger: what re you doing?
You: i am a dude Wink
Stranger: lol
You: i serious
Stranger: me 2 Wink
You: yay gay porn
Stranger: no thx xD
You: they all leave me
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:29 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: boobs?
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You: finnish typing jackass
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You: how about you
You: good
You: any good classes
You: no i just have a so - so class, psychology
You: if this is satan i am going jizz in my pants and die
You: give me your children for i am hungary
You: i am waiting for a response, i am fat, lonely, and don't have a job, so ican be on here allday
You: i go to sleep
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D   Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:58 am

the f/paris whos sixteen is a spam bot.

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