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BB Admin
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| Subject: Omegle.com lol =D Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:59 pm | |
| check out this site, its called Omegle.com u can chat with complete strangers, its fucking hilarious. What i want you to do is go there and intentionally try to freak out the person your chatting with then copy and paste the convo here, who ever has the funniest wins a special prize, here's a convo i had with some random person, ("You" is Me, "Stranger" is the random person) as an example xD have fun.
Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: damn You: i just lost the other person i was talking to You: he was from russia You: >:[ You: its ur fault! Stranger: how You: cuz.. You: idk You: x.x You: im dead Stranger: f or m You: m You: but i have a vag too =D You: lol jk Your conversational partner has disconnected
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BB Admin
Posts : 1451 Rep : 23 Age : 29 Location : Sacred Space.
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:59 pm | |
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SunsetInZero Admin
Posts : 2076 Rep : 160 Age : 30 Location : Hell
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:11 pm | |
| i gotta admit; i laughed my ass off xD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: .....wanna see my penis? ;D Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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SunsetInZero Admin
Posts : 2076 Rep : 160 Age : 30 Location : Hell
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:19 pm | |
| i gotz another one ^^
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: omegle are trying to stop spam Stranger: this new thing sucks You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDD You: YES!! You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!! You: *orgasm!!!* You: ........you've just been e-raped >=) Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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BB Admin
Posts : 1451 Rep : 23 Age : 29 Location : Sacred Space.
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: begin teh hot dickings! Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Fluffy Penguin Wisdom Form
Posts : 381 Rep : -22 Age : 31 Location : in my fucking basement
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| Stranger: hola Stranger: hi Stranger: hellow You: want mydick? Stranger: na ur ass You: okay | |
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BB Admin
Posts : 1451 Rep : 23 Age : 29 Location : Sacred Space.
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:44 pm | |
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Fluffy Penguin Wisdom Form
Posts : 381 Rep : -22 Age : 31 Location : in my fucking basement
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:45 pm | |
| my god this is awesome You: i want to see your dick Stranger: tht is guna be hard You: wanna see mine ? Stranger: r u agy Stranger: gay* You: on fridays sexy Your conversational partner has disconnected | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:09 am | |
| You: uhhh 28/unsure/usa Stranger: hahaha Stranger: bitch Stranger: seriously You: how can you say i'm a bitch if you're not sure what my gender is You: duhhhhh You: i'm going through a difficult time in my life, okay?! Stranger: ok Stranger: i think you are a girl You: i think you're the man of my dreams Stranger: of course Stranger: your dream come true You: i'm glad you feel the same, love <33 Stranger: haha Stranger: do you have a fb or anything? You: fanboy? well, i'm not THAT popular with the boys in town ;D You: though, it's a close race between me and the hookers You: would you mind if i bent you over and assraped you? it's kinda a fetish of mine >_> Stranger: hahaha Stranger: hey do you have msn? You: nooo. You: the government took it away =[ Stranger: hahaha You: THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MAH BABY! Stranger: youre a funny girl You: i've still never clarified my gender Stranger: but i think youre a girl i didnt know why You: lol want me to be totally honest? Stranger: yeah You: i'm a dude You: with a penis You: a rather large penis Stranger: omg Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:17 am | |
| You: Hello stranger Stranger: Bitch Stranger: yes u You: Me? Why, whatever do you mean? I do not possess a tail. Stranger: but u act as one You: I act like a female dog? Well, I do like to sniff ass. Stranger: see Stranger: u are a bitch You: Well, I suppose if sniffing ass makes me a bitch, I guess I am. Mind bending over? I need to catch your scent. Stranger: sure Stranger: bi? You: No. I'm quite singular. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: whats up You: Hmm...That is a very good question. You: First, we must look at the words themselves. Dating back to the time of the Neanderthals.. Stranger: come on Stranger: take it easy You: What IS easy nowadays? What can we consider easy now? Each of us have a different perception of difficulties. What may be easy to some, might be hard to others. Stranger: yeah Stranger: whatever Stranger: where are you from then Stranger: just fucking type where your from You: That is another very good question. You could say that I'm from my mother, or from Earth, or from a country on Earth. But where I really come from is determined by the perception I have of the reality I live in. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:19 am | |
| You: Who is this?! Why did you call me?! Don't call back! D= Stranger: ? You: You know what you did... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This one was my favorite. XD!!
Stranger: hey im a straight male i have ice cubes frozen ,hot dogs, nipple clamps and a thong and a bra what do you want me to do with these items You: Use them on me ;D You: But do you mind if my cat joins?.. Stranger: umm sure your cat can join You: What about my brother?...He's..new to this.. Stranger: umm i gess if you really want him to You: Do you mind if my grandma joins, too?....She's trying to get into this whole "I'm cool with the kids" thing. Stranger: no grandma You: Why not? Stranger: old Stranger: and i arleady let your cat and brother join this You: Yes, but my grandma reallyyyyy wants to give it a shot Stranger: ok fine You: Don't make her cry her dentures out You: YAY! Stranger: k ill let her join Stranger: is that all? You: You do know that I'm a guy, right? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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HoppingKangaroo Valor Form
Posts : 163 Rep : 4 Age : 35 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:40 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: evening young squire Stranger: evening You: how doth you be on this merry of days? Stranger: My good sir I hath been quite well this fateful e'en You: glad tidings indeed Stranger: quite Stranger: do you have boobies? Stranger: i <3 boobies You: a philisophical quandry, and one that is quite easy to ascertain Stranger: will you show me them? You: i cannot, for alas, this digital medium we chat on does not have such features as these, one day, my good man, you will learn that we are bound by the laws of realilty Stranger: you could text me a pic You: i fear my trusted hawk has been struck down and cannot send any messages right now, a troubling sign indeed that darkness is just around the horizon Stranger: lame Stranger: are you home alone? You: that is a question that assumes two things, that i am indeed home and that i currently have no company, the answer to this is paramount to this conversation. However, as much as i dont want to dissapoint, while I may be very much at home, I am currently not alone, my kin are sharing my humble abode Stranger: you should masturbate You: pray tell why that should be one of my priorities, when i have neither the urge or the wish to do so Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think I win for best use of vocabulary. I never once said I had boobs, he just assumed -_- | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: loser types second You have disconnected.
LOL! My new favorite. |
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HoppingKangaroo Valor Form
Posts : 163 Rep : 4 Age : 35 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:26 pm | |
| it needed to be added. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:28 pm | |
| LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?!?!?! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:36 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: hablas espanhol? You: hablas ingles Stranger: no Stranger: portugues:? You: HABLAS INGLES Stranger: no Stranger: sorry Stranger: im from brazil Stranger: espanhol or portugues Stranger: sorry You: ...........Hablas ingles. Stranger: fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Chuck Norris You: he taught me all I know You: which is everything Stranger: he rocks You: Yes he does. You: But now I do Stranger: no one can rock more than him Stranger: he rocks more than all the rock on earth You: No one can rock more than ME. You: I have replaced him. Stranger: wow calm down Stranger: ok then what am i thinking? You: You're thinking of how awesome I am. You: It's what everyone always thinks >=D Stranger: wrong, chuck would know that im thinking how amazing he is! You: I am Chuck. I am everything Chuck is. YOU CANNOT DEFILE ME! *roars* Stranger: you wish You: >=[ Chile said the same thing You: So did Haiti You: Think about that one. Stranger: oooooooooooo so your saying you did it! You: FUCK YEAH I DID Stranger: you killed a shit load of people! You: It's because they questioned me. Stranger: you gunna kill me? You: Maybe, if you question me further! Stranger: whats your favourite colour? You: Purple. You: It's the color of bruises You: on my enemies Stranger: how many more questions do i have? You: NONE *blows up wherever you are* |
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HoppingKangaroo Valor Form
Posts : 163 Rep : 4 Age : 35 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:19 pm | |
| Stranger: hello is this finally kjake You: yo You: took ages didnt it Stranger: yeh man haha good 2 talk 2 u again You: what ya been up man? been a while Stranger: i know well i got 2 tell u its kinda serious Stranger: i went to the docs the other day Stranger: you might also want to go see him You: nah i aint hooking up with no doc, havnt hurt myself on the ice Stranger: nah man... i mean look i know it was only 3 times and they where great brilliant man, but you really should go see the doc Stranger: i mean im really sorry jake Stranger: You: damn yo Stranger: im sorry Stranger: really Stranger: next time we will no better You: these canadians are trying to score again You: damn Stranger: look jake mate i really dont think your getting what i mean hell you might just be in shock but you need to go see the doc as soon as you can and get tested You: tested for what? your crazy talking it uop You: up Im not entirly sure how much of this was serious | |
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BB Admin
Posts : 1451 Rep : 23 Age : 29 Location : Sacred Space.
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:36 am | |
| hoppings is teh best so far, uv got my vote my friend. xD | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:20 pm | |
| You just have the hots for him. o_O |
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Fluffy Penguin Wisdom Form
Posts : 381 Rep : -22 Age : 31 Location : in my fucking basement
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:05 pm | |
| Stranger: Luke? You: yo You: what???? You: you gonna talk | |
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Fluffy Penguin Wisdom Form
Posts : 381 Rep : -22 Age : 31 Location : in my fucking basement
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:06 pm | |
| Stranger: hi You: yo Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Fluffy Penguin Wisdom Form
Posts : 381 Rep : -22 Age : 31 Location : in my fucking basement
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:08 pm | |
| Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: 16/f/paris, u? Stranger: nice! Stranger: maybe u could install the omegle webcam plugin so we can see us Stranger: i use this one ( http://bit.ly/dyRoMy ), has nice quality Stranger: come on!! go and install it, i w8 u here... You: 17/f/paris You: can i suck your dick??? You: please You: pretty please Your conversational partner has disconnected don't you love creepers | |
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Fluffy Penguin Wisdom Form
Posts : 381 Rep : -22 Age : 31 Location : in my fucking basement
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:12 pm | |
| Stranger: hii You: hi i'm sindy Stranger: pieter, age? You: 18 Stranger: 16 You: fag Stranger: what re you doing? You: i am a dude Stranger: lol You: i serious Stranger: me 2 You: yay gay porn Stranger: no thx xD You: they all leave me Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Fluffy Penguin Wisdom Form
Posts : 381 Rep : -22 Age : 31 Location : in my fucking basement
| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:29 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: hello You: hola You: boobs? You: jew? You: gentile? You: muslim? You: finnish typing jackass You: tansel You: jack You: kool You: hi you You: hey me You: how re you You: i am fine You: how about you You: good You: any good classes You: no i just have a so - so class, psychology You: if this is satan i am going jizz in my pants and die You: give me your children for i am hungary You: i am waiting for a response, i am fat, lonely, and don't have a job, so ican be on here allday You: i go to sleep You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: sleeping is fun You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: q You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: zz You: z You: z You: z You: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ You: and i thought i was going to mess with someone You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: zz You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: z You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: zz You: zz You: z You: z You: z You: z You: zz You: z You: z You: 3.141592362589793626461987540938271623459827480220383984 You: pi digits Connection asploded. | |
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BB Admin
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| Subject: Re: Omegle.com lol =D Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:58 am | |
| the f/paris whos sixteen is a spam bot. | |
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